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Dear world.  

While you spend your friday after Thanksgiving killing others over underpriced Christmas Items, I will spend it at my house.  

Babysitting. 

Yes.  I know. 

Lucky me.  

I will be here.  

Eating what little leftovers that we have, sleeping in, watching Psych.  

I enjoy that show...

Anyways.  

I will be watching the news tomorrow. 

There will probably be reports of deaths across the nation about people being trampled because they wanted to get that 5 extra percent off of that one item.  

Have fun spending your money.  

I think Black Friday is overrated.... 

Correct me if I am wrong...

But can't you just go in the day after Friday and get the same deals?

An answer to this question would be nice.  

But I probably will be corrected.  

Have fun tomorrow.  

From. 

Spencer.