This book is crazy. Crazy awesome.

Noah Shumway informed me of this book. 

He recieved this from his Father. 

This book is called.  "Dating for Under a Dollar.  ~301 Ideas~"

I will now list... All 301 ideas.  All of them. 

Chapter One:  Activities for Large Group Dates.

Animal Farm

Animal Mix up

Balloon Blasting

Blindfolded Fire Bridge

Body Roll Racing

Capture the Flag

Catch-N-Go

Circle Squishing

Do You Love Your Neighbor?

Elbow Tag

Electricity

Fruit Basket

Furniture Maze

Giant Twistin'

Ha-Ha. (Creative name alert)

Human Cookie Machine

Human Knot

I Love You Honey, But I Just Can't Smile

Jungle Volleyball

Kick the Can

Kissign Buffalo

Kissing Rugby

Lifesaver Pass

Mingle-Mingle

Murder in the Dark

Ring on a String

Sardines

Shoe Scaramble

Three-Legged Soccer

Train Tag

White Elephant Party

Who Am I?

Winkums

Chapter Two: Group Dates  (I really don't know how this is different from the first chapter... But, whatever.)

Advertisings Agents

Alphabet Road Rally

Ancestrial Potluck Dinner

Barter for Bigger or Better

Beach Art

Bridge Building

Broom Ice-Hockey

Campfire Stories

Candy Treasure Hunt 

Cardboard Car Drive-In

Charades

Coded Dinner

Come As You Are Date

Couple's Contest

Cultural Progressive Dinner

Dictionary Date

Disney Night

Double Date with Parents  (I don't like where this one is going.....)

Downtown Foot Rally

Drive-In Movie

Egg Racing

Fashion Show

Field Trip

Find Your Picnic

Finger Pain Pictionary

Frisbee Football/Rugby

Garage Semi-Formal

Gotcha

Hamburger Hunt

Hide and Seek in the Dark

Hide and Spy (Oohhh.  Sounds Stalkerish)

Homemade Movies

Hot Seats

Human Bowling  (Dressing up as elves is perfectly acceptable)

Inner-Tube River Race

It Happened to Me  *Gasp*

Knock and Run

Lady Luck and a Chocolate Bar

Library Scavenger Hunt

Line Dancing

Moonlight Volleyball

Mud Football

Museume Hunt

Music Videos

Object Scaventger Hunt

Old Doll Overhaul

Olympics

Out-of-Season Party

Pancake Party

Perfect Pizza Party

Pig Dinner

Piñata party

Puzzle Party

Quarters Maze

Radio Road Dance

Rainbow War

Record Setting

San Francisco Supper

Scribble Interpreting

Scripture Treasure Hunt

Service Project Scaventer Hunt

Silver Platter Pizza

Slap Cards

Snipe Hunting

Snow Family

Snow Football

Snow Sculpturing Contest

Snow Tag

Sound Scaventer Hunt

Spider Maze

Sprinkler Kick Ball

Story Telling

Supermarket Sweet

(If you guys haven't noticed....

I haven't been blogging everyday. 

But I am suppeost to. 

So I have to make up very long blog posts...

So that I get full credit.

I am amazed if you have made it this far. 

I am proud of you)

Surprise Slide Show

Synchronized Spaghetti Sucking

Table Sundae

Timed Lego Building

Treasure Hunt

Un-Birthday Party

Video Scavenger Hunt

Water Balloon Volleyball

Water Trough Softball

Water Volleyball

Water War

Watermelon Bam-Ball

Who's Who?  (If you are on a date... I would hope you knew before it.)

Chapter Three: Single or Group Dates.  Wait a minute... group dates?  Again?

Around the World

Art Appraising

Backwards Date

Bottling Fruit

Build a Tree House

Catered Picnic in a Cave

Children's Book

Coloring Contest

Compass Hike

Cookies-N-Kids

Costumes Competition 

Current Events Quiz  (I do not recommend this idea.  It makes me think of Mr. James's class.)

Dance Lessons 

Department Store Movie

Deserted Island Dinner

Entrepreneur Night

Environmental Date

Evening with the Elderly

Exploring the Old Frontier

Family Cabin Date

Farm Date

Feed teh Birds

Fiddler on the Roof

Football Cookies and Football Games

Foreign Flight Night

Free Concert

Free Movie

Frisbee Golf

Help the Homeless

Hobo Dinner

Homemade Ice Cream

Ice Blocking

Joke Book

Leftover Delight

Liquid Only Date

Magic Show

Make and Fly Kites

Mall Picnic

Marriage Preparation Date

Marshmellow Fireside

Mechanic Night

Mini-Dinner Date

Modern Fairy Tales

Movie in the Woods

Munch Lunchy

Mystery Camp-out

Name the Tune

Newspaper Logging

Old-Fashioned Fishing

Old Swimmin' Hole

Reverse Tie-Dyeing

I am so surpirsed you have made it this far. 

You are my hero for reading this much.

Sand Castles and Sea Shells

Sesame Street Surprise 

Silent Night

Skip-A-Rock

Sledding

Snow Gold

Snow Shoveling

Showshoeing

Sock Puppets

Special Olympic Date

Squirt Art

Star Search

Straw Creations

Tin Foil Dinners

Toilet Paper Date

Underwater Golf

Urban Camp-out

Wash Your Cars 

White Date (Raciest Alert?  I think yes)

Winter Drive-In Movie

Winter Picnic

Would You Like a Penny?

Chapter Four:  Single Dates

Aerobics

Amatuer Aritsts

Verries and Syrup

Bicycling Tour

Bird Watching

Birthday History

Card House Constructing

Catching Butterflys  (My personal favorite)

Celebrity Spotting

Cherrios at Sunrise  (Noah's personal favorite)

Childhood Revisited

Cloud Breaking

Compose Music

Computer Games

Coupon Date

Driftwood Carving

Fifty Wishes

Genealogy  (Umm..... Boring?)

Grocery Shopping

House Shopping

Impress the Parents Dates  (I would think that is what you are trying to do.... right?  Make a good impression?)

Journal Reading 

Mad Potery

Nature Walk

Night Crawler Hunting

Patchwork Project

Pet Store

Pickup Picnic

Picture Show

Plant a Garden

Price is Right

Quilt Trying

Rainy Day Fun Day

Ramen Noodle Cuisine

Reception Crashing 

Rock Hunting

Roller Blading

Romantic Reading  (When I read this, I thought of Lonny off of Gentleman's Bronco when he goes like... "oooohhhhh.  oooohhhhhhhh." While on the bus)

Sew Crazy

Tent City 

This Is Your Life

Toy Sotre Date

Trampoline and Whipped Cream

Visit to a Friendly Stranger's house.  (Note:  make sure he is not eating his beard when you arrive.)

Who Donnit?

Wilderness Scarbble

Wildflower Bouquets

Yard Sale Date

Holiday Dates:  

Christmas Caroling

Christmas Tree Cutting

Christmas Tree Decorating

Christmas Wreath Making  (These activites will not work if you date is Jewish. Make sure before.)

Easter Egg Hunt

Easter Eggheads

Fourth of July Fireworks 

Halloween Blind Date

Halloween Spook Alley

halloween Spooking

Halloween Treating

Happy Holidays

Natural Easter Egg Dyeing

Pumpkin Painting

Saint Patrick's Day Date

Santa's Elves

Trick-or-Treating  (I wonder what Holiday you do this on.)

Valentines to Eat.

So, for those of you who make it to the bottom of the list. 

You just read 301 date ideas. Some of them good. 

Some of them.... Well.....  Not so....

What do you think about some of these ideas?

From. Spencer.